Episodes

Sunday Mar 09, 2025
#254 - Four Score And 9/11s Ago
Sunday Mar 09, 2025
Sunday Mar 09, 2025
The whole gang discusses the trends in trader joe's products, rare vances, pedophile allegations, cooking oils, steak n shake ads, culture war lines, and the effects of being a little bit old.
Sorry for the bugged audio, reuploaded after updating VLC media player
outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafrdFzNijU

Sunday Feb 16, 2025
PREVIEW Bonus 235 - Kendrick Le Bark At The Puppy Bowl
Sunday Feb 16, 2025
Sunday Feb 16, 2025
Todd and John discuss the nuances of Super Bowl Halftime shows, the puppygirl hacker polycule releasing police documents, the return of Fort Bragg, the pardons of Blagojevich and Adams, the fixations and proclivities of Vance and Kanye West, and ask the question: who makes the best beer can?
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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GesEA9MJuII&t=1s

Saturday Feb 08, 2025
#253 - Cult Following
Saturday Feb 08, 2025
Saturday Feb 08, 2025
Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the influence of prominent cults on members of the Trump admin, the origins of the Trump mindset, the effects of slashing USAID, the American legacy of Nazi practices, the weird blue shit RFK jr is drinking, the future of US-DPRK relations, and much more. John also introduces a bit that will make you nauseous, and claims sports medicine is not real.
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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHR4SHtRMqM

Monday Jan 20, 2025
TEASER Bonus 234 - Laura Dern!
Monday Jan 20, 2025
Monday Jan 20, 2025
The whole gang discusses the current state of trolling, the new Chinese app, the ceasefire in Palestine, tik tok, the coming cultural hegemony, the slop economy, and David Lynch RIP to the GOAT.
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Sunday Jan 12, 2025
252 - Turo 2: Seeds Of Evil
Sunday Jan 12, 2025
Sunday Jan 12, 2025
John, Todd, and Chris explore the Pit Vipers website, talk about the fires in California and the lack of adequate response, invasive tree species, Gavin Newsom's political career prospects, Carter's funeral, private firefighters, George Santos delayed sentencing, the reaction video economy, and what Halo would drive if he were Bladerunner.
outro // we tell you in the episode, look it up
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Thursday Jan 02, 2025
TEASER Bonus 233 - New Year, New Noid
Thursday Jan 02, 2025
Thursday Jan 02, 2025
John, Chris, and Todd discuss the death of Jimmy Carter, the vehicular attack in New Orleans, the Cybertruck explosion outside Trump Towers, Elon's racist Twitter meltdown, the Boeing that crashed in South Korea, PDF to Brainrot dot com, and Arizona charter schools introducing AI education
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Thursday Dec 19, 2024
#251 - Feels So Good Pt. 2
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
John and Todd discuss the finer points of Luigi Mangione, the details of the case, the Pelosi connection, several suspicious coincidences, and more. They also find time to address Trump tweeting AI-generated Chris Christie and the Theater Kid Occupied Government.

Sunday Dec 08, 2024
TEASER Bonus 232 - Voting Outside
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Chris and John discuss the finer points of the United Healthcare CEO shooting, make some comparisons to Shinzo Abe, take a long look at the tactics on display, then turn to some issues plaguing the Korean peninsula before turning their attention to Kevin Spacey in "Israel".
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Thursday Nov 28, 2024
#250 - beep beep thanksgiving sorry we've been gone election extravaganza
Thursday Nov 28, 2024
Thursday Nov 28, 2024
Folks, sorry we've been absent! please enjoy the episode, and happy thanksgiving

Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
#249 - Get Down From There!
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds
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