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TEASER Bonus 233 - New Year, New Noid

John, Chris, and Todd discuss the death of Jimmy Carter, the vehicular attack in New Orleans, the Cybertruck explosion outside Trump Towers, Elon's racist Twitter meltdown, the Boeing that crashed in South Korea, PDF to Brainrot dot com, and Arizona charter schools introducing AI education

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#251 - Feels So Good Pt. 2

John and Todd discuss the finer points of Luigi Mangione, the details of the case, the Pelosi connection, several suspicious coincidences, and more. They also find time to address Trump tweeting AI-generated Chris Christie and the Theater Kid Occupied Government.

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC1NXV1cF8o

TEASER Bonus 232 - Voting Outside

Chris and John discuss the finer points of the United Healthcare CEO shooting, make some comparisons to Shinzo Abe, take a long look at the tactics on display, then turn to some issues plaguing the Korean peninsula before turning their attention to Kevin Spacey in "Israel".

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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiaNBTTflHU

#250 - beep beep thanksgiving sorry we've been gone election extravaganza

Folks, sorry we've been absent! please enjoy the episode, and happy thanksgiving

#249 - Get Down From There!

John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds

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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n72gRg1664

TEASER Bonus 231 - CIA Style Guide

Chris and John discuss the oddities of small town life, the hack against The Internet Archive, the career arcs of various comedians that ended in sitcoms, Gen Z bullshit detection, feastables, and the ever-growing trend of being horny for technology that you don't understand and can't use.

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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkjc93NKm5g

#248 - The Great Awakening

The gang is all here [after a brief delay] to discuss the aftermath of the hurricane, the chemical plant fire, fracking, meme trends, fort bragg, and starseeds. It's a banger.

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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmuiuoz9ZoU

TEASER Bonus 230 - The Adams Liaison

Chris and John manage to spend the entire hour talking about the Eric Adams indictment and marvelling at how cheaply and easily one can secure the goodwill of one of the most powerful mayors in the world. We also cover a judge that took a different route out of corruption charges, and the arrest of Ryan Routh's son.

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#247 - Master Of Disguise

Chris, Todd, and John look over the second Trump shooter, the pager explosions, threats against supreme court justices, mysterious packages received by election officials, terror tips called in to squash fantasy football beef, a convicted CIA agent sex criminal, and Todd's delicious tomato sauce.

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0LHCHf-pE

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TEASER Bonus 229 - Primus Is A Jam Band

Chris, Todd, and John discuss the nature of jam-bandery, The Raid: Redemption, Linkin Park, Scientology, the debate, right wing pro-russia grifts, and a potential 9 hour video essay about Beck.

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sxPi22ikMA

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