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TEASER Bonus #172 - Freemium Beach

LAPD does another drive-by, a couple trend watch segments on "butter boards" and "nyquil chicken", german far-right party accidentally gives out dick-shaped gummies  in an attempt to entice new members, beyond meat COO arrested and fired for biting someone's nose, an impromptu convo about the new dragon show, and space force has a theme song now which absolutely does not slap  
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#189 - No Cheese is Illegal

white house wants to regulate crypto, patagonia founder is "giving away" company (to a non-profit that he controls, someone's stealing catalytic converters from the SFPD banking is fucked in beiruit, new company wants to produce food from fermented bacteria, border patrol steals a woman's cheese, and a man tries to take down "fake shadow presidency" at a dairy queen.  //   outro: https://youtu.be/GRVwtSmgKP8

 

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TEASER Bonus #171 - Cinnamon Challenge With Kratom

dead queen, michigan guy is gonna send local lampreys to the UK so they can make lamprey pie, far right nerd tries and fails to assassinate VP of argentina, police in argentina raid the kyle rittenhouse cultural center, we have a long drug/research chemical conversation cause germany might ban 1V-LSD, and a doctor in texas that performed a vasectomy using power from his electric truck when his office lost power and a patient refused to reschedule. 

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#188 - Catching Violations feat. Phil Buck

Phil Buck from the Succ joins John and Todd to discuss seed oils, podcasting, facebook meme pages, an NFT guy who thinks poor people should become "real life NPCs in games", whole internet roasts a guy for having sex to the beat of a hudson mohawke song, a man named "fat leonard" who was about to be sentenced for massive corruption in the US navy cut his ankle bracelet and escaped, cop's wife tells clearly fake story on facebook about little caesers writing "FTP" on his pizza box, the Bed Bath and Beyond CFO dies after jumping off something called the Jenga Tower, and Norwegian Tesla Owners go on hunger strike.

 

  //  outro: https://youtu.be/xi5ad8h607E  

 

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TEASER Bonus #170 - Rime Of The Ancient Marinara

Everyone's here on this one, and John regales us with a real barn-burner of a story at a local head shop. We also cover the shinzo abe shooter, fort bragg watch, a catholic charity hired a guy to do a staged mass shooting, and a world first - a dutch soldier is killed on american soil.  //  to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

#187 - Not With A Bang But With A Long Whimper

Everyone's here on this one (Brynn shows up about 15 minutes in). We cover student debt relief, shia labouef becoming a catholic, a hilarious new york times article about "dark brandon", zuckerberg went on joe rogan and talks about the FBI telling him to bury the hunter biden laptop story, a congressman's wife dies after taking homeopathic "medicine", and a sinking superyacht.  

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TEASER #169 - Go Karts In French Jails

John and Chris cover Caleb Maupin's long history of (alleged) abuse, a bill to legalize weed introduced by senate democrats, Paul Pelosi pleads guilty to driving drunk, cops did a mass shooting, dugin's daughter killed in russia, albanian tik tok, and a french jail that had prisoners race go-karts for some reason.  

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#186 - Scientology Retrospective

John, Todd and Chris cover Lula's bid for president of Brazil, a massive military package for ukraine, NYC cracks down on weed trucks, more western propaganda about taiwan/the one china policy, guy threatens the FBI on GAB and the FBI raids his house, and a woman who escapes handcuffs in a cop car, steals one of their guns, and shoots one

  //  outro: https://youtu.be/sdILQwlP_pk

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TEASER Bonus #168 - Malarkey Mark and the Funky Bunch

John, Todd, and Chris discuss Zuck's latest weird metaverse post, Lula going sticker mode, even more geriatric government officials making ill-advised trips to taiwan, an extreme heat belt, DOOM running on a tractor, and some fort bragg and lake mead check-ins 
  

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#185 - The Mr Weed Machine

The gang's all smoking. John, Todd, Brynn, and Chris cover the FBI raid of Mar a Lago, a dude who stole construction equipment, some different dudes who stole a ton of weed, their scheme to make an ice cream truck but for weed, Elon Musk's plan to fistfight putin and kim jong un, and a wild card, vermin supreme type dude running for president of kenya who wants everyone in kenya to start growing weed.  

  //  outro: https://youtu.be/_rWWq_EHxPg  

 

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