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TEASER Bonus #152 - Obligatory Ukraine Episode

John and Chris talk about the evolving situation in Ukraine now that Russia has officially invaded, facebook's decision to temporarily let you praise ukranian neo-nazis if you want, and Biden's supreme court nominee. hopefully massive events don't happen in 48 hours that render all our takes on this episode outdated and wrong!    

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#169 - The Queen’s Brown Sauce

john's vending machine tales, stolen party bus, insane morgan stanley video that proclaims flying cars are coming soon, and the queen of england has covid and is releasing overpriced ketchup and "brown sauce". we recorded this one before Russia actually invaded Ukraine, so our conversation on that is slightly out of date; please forgive us.    

 

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TEASER Bonus #151 - WalMart Value Clinic

melania trump bought an NFT from herself, more ukraine coverage, and a boat full of luxury cars is on fire in the middle of the ocean. Also, a nice juicy reading series of an absolutely demented article about WalMart getting into the health care business.    
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#168 - Snoop Dogg Smonk Weed

we cover the absolutely shocking breaking news that snoop dogg smoked weed at the superbowl. we also talk superbowl ads, ukranian "hero" who's a nazi, the US trying to arrest the former president of Honduras, and facebook's bizarre "metamates" meeting.    //

outro: https://youtu.be/PzZAPagFF_o    //

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TEASER Bonus #150 - Insane in the Ukraine

John and Chris talk Elon Musk brain chips, Evo Morales, Bolsanaro needing five covid tests to meet Putin, and the X files. then around 20 minutes in Brynn pops by for the rest of the episode, and they talk Ukraine and the CIA for a while, the next evolution of Q-anon candidates, and whether the dems will ever run another bernie-type candidate.          
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#167 - Nord Stream VPN

Biden wants to ban the Nord Stream pipeline if Putin keeps acting up, cops keep stealing weed. we also pitch the idea of "worst responders", people who show up to make any situation worse. if any businesses are interested in consulting on this idea, reach out for rates. Finally, John encounters a sex toy ad on the job, those weird n64s in hotel rooms, and crazy frog. [editors note: I realized after we did the episode that I got the michelin man's evolution backwards: he started off as a hulking tire monstrosity and gradually evolved into something resembling a human. we deeply regret the error.] // outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on

TEASER Bonus # 149 -For Sale: Marb Filter, Never Smoked

postal workers in the UK got too high, Joe Rogan, YouTube algorithm, trains, and Bezos possibly getting egged by the Dutch.    to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

#166 - I Got One For Ya

Ukraine, Russians trying to live like american rednecks, then we become a media critique show for a while (netflix, euphoria, don't look up, twin peaks, claws, john wick, and spawn). John also reviews a new type of chelada.

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TEASER Bonus #148 - Starbucks Clam Spiced Frosty

consider this episode a beaver nut scrub for your brain. gets out all the bad thoughts and replaces em with weed smoke.                        
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#165 - 23 Skidoo

Joe Biden says load up those bridges, russia/ukraine and one guys incredible plan to drive into russia from seattle, patriot front DMs and discord data leaked, and an amazing list of rejected vanity plates from the oregon DMV.            

outro: https://youtu.be/9TQ1qTAw_os            

 

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