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#244 - Brony Vance

John, Chris, and Todd conjecture on the subcultural leanings of the candidates, address the late great hannibal lecter, listen to trump speak at the crypto conference, ask if "weird" is an effective term for doing politics, and of course, investigate if elon musk is really a failed babyfur

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0JxczehAY

Bonus 226 - Blast Cap Mountain Removal

Chris, John, and Todd discuss the implications of Biden stepping down, the imminent geologic activity of the United States, the implications of a hot war between Yemen and israel, and the shape of a black market LEGO ring in Oregon

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJXK-WYTks

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#243 - Hillbilly Skibidi

⚠️THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONE FULL HOUR OF TRUMP-RELATED SPECULATION⚠️

⚠️PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQceUASMGk

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TEASER Bonus 225 - Normie Hegemony

The gang's all here BUT this is not the episode about the Trump rally lmao, if that's what you were hoping. This was recorded a couple days ago, so we talk about the video game industry, potential Trump VP picks, getting older, what Zyn is made of, the chevron deference case, and much more. Trump rally episode SOON

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#242 - Dick Friske

Chris and John are eventually joined by Bryn after they discuss AI generated images of the president smoking cigars, the prophecy fulfilled when Ted Cruz posted a photo with David Byrne, the unbelievable prevalence of fake job listings, the addictive qualities of food delivery, and the price of weed in NYC, but before they get into the most Michigan story of all time. Stick around to the end for some REAL AMERICAN HISTORY

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihgs923DfC4

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TEASER Bonus 224 - Lightcels Seething Over Tonguechads

The whole gang is in concert to ask about if "hard" and "loud" are the same, the relevance of RFK jr, the Twin Cities, the Quad Cities, the suspicious nature of Battle Creek, MI, Scientology, Tolkein as a theologist, how many Mullets per Wickstrom in a Hectare, Trump's guns, and the priority order of Talking Heads albums.

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#241 - Grandpa Smigiel & D'Artagnan

Bryn, Chris, and John decrypt a puzzle-like road sign, reflect on the difficulties faced by a young Trent Reznor, and declare Javascript the Powerhouse of the Cell. There's a bit of boring election shit before we tackle Billy Mitchell, the real lawsuit king. Then we ask the REAL question: Would The BBC LIE About China?

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsXxOkKYuJQ

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TEASER Bonus 223 - Everest, Ohio

Chris and John ask what will happen to the next few billionaires to go deep underwater, why isn't scottie scheffler in jail, why was an army colonel allowed to kill an unarmed utility worker, what's the limit for megachurch misbehavior, and how many balloon scares are really possible?

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BBL 240 - Danny McBride's "Congo"

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the shape of nostalgia, gameFAQs, Israel's response to Ireland's recognition of Palestine, Javier Milei's big concert, the coup attempt in the Congo, the death of the Iranian president, and an attempt to steal Graceland

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXvKl5F5Rz4

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TEASER Bonus 222 - The Information

John and Chris discuss the many maritime misadventures of US shipping, the difference between mormons and scientologists, the similarities, operation snow white, the introduction of scientology to israel, and the subsequent unhinged editorial from 2014 we take the time to read on the show.

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