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#246 - Smoking that Hvaldimir Pack

John, Todd and Chris discuss the death of Hvaldimir, the possible spy whale, the death of twitter in brazil, Pavel Durov of Telegram getting arrested in france, the relative safety of helicopters and powered paragliders, oregon making drugs illegal again shortly after it decriminalized them, and John Stamos' early brush with scientology

outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0r8RCYyvY

TEASER Bonus 228 - Coolest Guy At The DNC

Chris, Todd, and John discuss RFJ Jr dropping out and endorsing Trump, the DNC, the billionaire killed by the weather, Andrew Tate, highly unconvincing meth watermelons, Matthew Perry's doctor returning to work, some fresh Fort Bragg/Liberty news, and hear tell of the bougiest weed experience a member of the pod has ever had.

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#245 - Finn Batato

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the declining rate of interest in burning man, self-driving cars causing mayhem in San Francisco, Kanye's sus dentist, Matthew Perry's ketamine overdose, surprising places you might find meth, Kim Dotcom's extradition to the US, and much more.

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxgmAwoqr4E

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TEASER Bonus 227 - Robert Fischoeder Kennedy Jr

Chris, Todd, and John reflect on the life of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy, examine the candidacy of Tim Walz, address the RFK Jr bear story, ask how the Catalan independence leader gave a speech in Spain before escaping police, examine two different fake Olympics and their safety procedures, and compare various siblings who got famous on social media.

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outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFeeuz8j1o

#244 - Brony Vance

John, Chris, and Todd conjecture on the subcultural leanings of the candidates, address the late great hannibal lecter, listen to trump speak at the crypto conference, ask if "weird" is an effective term for doing politics, and of course, investigate if elon musk is really a failed babyfur

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0JxczehAY

Bonus 226 - Blast Cap Mountain Removal

Chris, John, and Todd discuss the implications of Biden stepping down, the imminent geologic activity of the United States, the implications of a hot war between Yemen and israel, and the shape of a black market LEGO ring in Oregon

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJXK-WYTks

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#243 - Hillbilly Skibidi

⚠️THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONE FULL HOUR OF TRUMP-RELATED SPECULATION⚠️

⚠️PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQceUASMGk

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TEASER Bonus 225 - Normie Hegemony

The gang's all here BUT this is not the episode about the Trump rally lmao, if that's what you were hoping. This was recorded a couple days ago, so we talk about the video game industry, potential Trump VP picks, getting older, what Zyn is made of, the chevron deference case, and much more. Trump rally episode SOON

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#242 - Dick Friske

Chris and John are eventually joined by Bryn after they discuss AI generated images of the president smoking cigars, the prophecy fulfilled when Ted Cruz posted a photo with David Byrne, the unbelievable prevalence of fake job listings, the addictive qualities of food delivery, and the price of weed in NYC, but before they get into the most Michigan story of all time. Stick around to the end for some REAL AMERICAN HISTORY

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihgs923DfC4

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TEASER Bonus 224 - Lightcels Seething Over Tonguechads

The whole gang is in concert to ask about if "hard" and "loud" are the same, the relevance of RFK jr, the Twin Cities, the Quad Cities, the suspicious nature of Battle Creek, MI, Scientology, Tolkein as a theologist, how many Mullets per Wickstrom in a Hectare, Trump's guns, and the priority order of Talking Heads albums.

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