Episodes

Sunday May 09, 2021
TEASER Bonus #121 - See my Smart Vest
Sunday May 09, 2021
Sunday May 09, 2021
It's a beautiful Smart Vest. Sure, it kills me if I'm in a motorcycle crash and didn't pay the bill, but it can also play me the new beep beep lettuce episode, so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Wednesday May 05, 2021
#136 - Centering Kid Rocks Voice
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Wednesday May 05, 2021

Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
#135 - SpaceX Flugtag
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021

Saturday Apr 24, 2021
TEASER Bonus #120 - Ben Shapiro Gets Wood
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
real loose and fun bonus this week folks. we talk about Ben Shapiro's trip to home depot, an act of gender reveal terrorism, some weed news, a lazy italian dude, and a nefarious plot to insert product placement into old movies.
to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
#134 - Food AND Bombs
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021

Monday Apr 19, 2021
TEASER Bonus #119 - Seth's Furnished Basement And Weed Emporium
Monday Apr 19, 2021
Monday Apr 19, 2021
smoke some weed with Seth and see if he'll pause the infected mushrooms so you can both listen to the new beep beep.
to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
#133 - Full Time Austin Powers Impersonator
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021

Sunday Apr 11, 2021
TEASER Bonus #118 - Amazon Go To The Polls
Sunday Apr 11, 2021
Sunday Apr 11, 2021
prince philip is dead (lol), some doordash drivers are gaming the algorithm for higher pay, and amazon is doing it's usual assortment of horrific stuff. also biden is still building the wall, and pramila jayapal has some terrible, lib-brained ideas about how to "push biden left".
To hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
#132 - Zuck My Nuts
Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
Wednesday Apr 07, 2021

Sunday Apr 04, 2021
TEASER Bonus #117 - US-Backed Poo In The White House
Sunday Apr 04, 2021
Sunday Apr 04, 2021
Chris had to miss this one to get blasted with that sweet Moderna mind control. Enjoy some rollicking conversation about Biden's dogs doing a whoopsie boom boom in the white house, Matt Gaetz being a pedo creep, some insane blockchain/NFT shit, and the DSA.
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