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May 9, 2021
May 9, 2021
3 min
It's a beautiful Smart Vest. Sure, it kills me if I'm in a motorcycle crash and didn't pay the bill, but it can also play me the new beep beep lettuce episode, so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
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May 5, 2021
May 5, 2021
1hr 3 min

Apr 28, 2021
Apr 28, 2021
1hr 6 min

Apr 24, 2021
Apr 24, 2021
7 min
real loose and fun bonus this week folks. we talk about Ben Shapiro's trip to home depot, an act of gender reveal terrorism, some weed news, a lazy italian dude, and a nefarious plot to insert product placement into old movies.
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Apr 21, 2021
Apr 21, 2021
1hr 8 min

Apr 19, 2021
Apr 19, 2021
8 min
smoke some weed with Seth and see if he'll pause the infected mushrooms so you can both listen to the new beep beep.
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Apr 14, 2021
Apr 14, 2021
1hr 2 min

Apr 11, 2021
Apr 11, 2021
6 min
prince philip is dead (lol), some doordash drivers are gaming the algorithm for higher pay, and amazon is doing it's usual assortment of horrific stuff. also biden is still building the wall, and pramila jayapal has some terrible, lib-brained ideas about how to "push biden left".
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Apr 7, 2021
Apr 7, 2021
1hr 14 min

Apr 4, 2021
Apr 4, 2021
6 min
Chris had to miss this one to get blasted with that sweet Moderna mind control. Enjoy some rollicking conversation about Biden's dogs doing a whoopsie boom boom in the white house, Matt Gaetz being a pedo creep, some insane blockchain/NFT shit, and the DSA.
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