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TEASER Bonus 222 - The Information

John and Chris discuss the many maritime misadventures of US shipping, the difference between mormons and scientologists, the similarities, operation snow white, the introduction of scientology to israel, and the subsequent unhinged editorial from 2014 we take the time to read on the show.

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#239 - "Unfair Trade Practices"

Chris and John discuss the Slovak PM getting shot, the Portal shutdown, the shit that comes out of Mayor Adams' mouth, the NYPD comms team, Blinken playing guitar, anti-China tariffs, and the new portrait of the king

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJjuduOls

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TEASER Bonus 221 - Holy-Water-9

John and Chris discuss Steve Albini, Bolsonaro in the hospital, Macklemore, Pokemon Go, AI Priests, and the true cost of Gaming

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXV6EmSBULY

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#238 - Masonic Mints

John and Chris talk about the state of prestige TV, the old killer snail quandary, student protester arrests, the removal of the rat hole, the accidental release of a dutch cocaine kingpin, US cartoons animated in the DPRK, the REAL purpose of the lions club, and retaliation against boeing employees who are also FAA inspectors

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=earDfJM4guQ

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TEASER Bonus 220 - DaFeetist.com

Chris, Todd, and John talk profitable domain names, marching in the streets for taylor swift, the A24 Civil War "movie", rules lawyering your way into free money, sleeping outside, and whether or not you need to capture the snake that bit you and bring it to the ER.

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#237 - Dept of Tunnels and Urban Development

John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8EmPY2N3Yc

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TEASER Bonus 219 - Engagement-Core

John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~

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#236 - Hat Man Funny Moments

The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much more

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQ

TEASER Bonus 218 - We're CostCo Guys

Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid.

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#235 - Salsa Espinaler

Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis.

 

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