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TEASER Bonus 217 - The White Muad'Dib

The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise.

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#234 - Even Later Stage Capitalism

Bryn, Chris, and John ramble about beauty standards, language, the stages of capitalism, china's effects on the US, shrimp and grits, and the metalcore guy that tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife.

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIHBnmCAr0

TEASER Bonus 216 - Spy Balloon 2

The gang discusses the army banning FOIA requests on special forces, horny airman who tried to get laid with state secrets, drugs in the white house, the spy balloon sequel, and a joint russian-chinese lunar nuclear project

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233 - Bad At Puns

The gang's all here to discuss Zuck's sword, candy machines stealing facial data, Bryn's pun deficiency, the drug olympics, ersatz wonka event in glasgow, and dosing your bassist to steal his girlfriend

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_FgR2t5pM

TEASER Bonus 215 - Fetch Me My Brown Pants

The whole gang's here to discuss the cell service outage, growing beef in rice grains, chat bots, depp and bin salman's budding bromance, and much more.

 

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#232 - Psychedelic Cult Landlords

Chris and John trace the insanity and inanity of NYC through the Temple of The True Inner Light, Moonies, Hotel Scams You Can Do At Home, Dancing Lady Cops, and ruminate a bit on the way Twitter appears to be keeling over

 

outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbnXsohzOE

 

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TEASER Bonus 214 - Chronological Age

Chris, Todd, and John discuss T-Pain writing country hits, Khomeini's ban from FB and insta, the theft of a 200ft radio tower, and our preferred hand smells.

 

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#231 - Apple Goon Goggles

Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies. 

  //  outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke

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TEASER Bonus # 213 - Fascistbook Markkketplace

John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), some insane AI-generated product pages on amazon, and ebay's punishment for a long harassment campaign they waged against a newsletter

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#230 - Jewish Tunnels

John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK.

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