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#231 - Apple Goon Goggles

Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies. 

  //  outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke

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TEASER Bonus # 213 - Fascistbook Markkketplace

John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), some insane AI-generated product pages on amazon, and ebay's punishment for a long harassment campaign they waged against a newsletter

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#230 - Jewish Tunnels

John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK.

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TEASER Bonus #212 - Epstein List Kill Screen

We're back from our combo holiday and illness break, folks! on this episode, John and Chris discuss John's new cat, a kid who recently beat NES tetris, the epstein developments, SpaceEx suing the NLRB, america's completely opaque war in iraq, and some strange goings-on happening in Argentina.

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#229 - I’m Racijst, Ishn’t Thaat Veird?

Chris, John and Todd discuss the Amish and their eggnog, the lemonade that may or may not kill you, the death of el chapo's mom, the case of the missing Alexey Navalny, John Fettermen deleting an ill-advised and tonedeaf drake meme he posted, the new dutch prime minister being extremely racist, spain kicking out two US embassy staff for bribery, and the Abe faction getting further purged from japanese politics  //  

outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyisAuQlc8g

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#228 - Screw China! This Is Our DUTCH Heritage!

John, Chris and Brynn cover Brynn's tour with Stay Inside, the long, long awaited death of kissinger, kissinger's relationship with china, a quick philosophy corner on, some dutch nonsense happening in john's local town facebook group, john fetterman, and finally, george santos getting expelled from congress. //  

//  outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpS745Ofe0s

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#227 - Iran Backed Feral Hogs

John, Chris and Todd are here to discuss community notes and monetization on twitter, the possible ceasefire in israel brokered by quatar, joe biden pardoning some turkeys and possibly pissing his pants, president xi visiting san francisco and meeting with biden, xi urges BRICS to push for peace in gaza, the us says it thwarted an assassination attempt of a sikh separatist on US soil, a us military base in baghdad says they were attacked by "iran backed militias", a senator with the ridiculous first name of "markwayne" stuck his finger up people's noses on a state trip to israel, and canada is losing the war on super pigs, which are the result of wild boars breeding with domesticated pigs and may soon be crossing the northern border and invading the us.

happy black friday/thanksgiving weekend everyone.

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TEASER Bonus #209 - Pelosi Hammer Guy Returns

John and Chris are here in an extra-wide episode, discussing Fort Bragg/liberty, john fetterman, the speculative massive tunnels underneath gaza, israel says the whole UN is on the side of hamas, news from the trial of the pelosi hammer guy, and ottowa canada trying to become less boring

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#226 - Bohemian Gooners

John and Chris discuss the check john got after hitting a deer last week, car safety and seatbelts, the state of elon musks varios scams, the many cases of temporary blindness from shoddy lights at the Bored Ape festival, norman finklestein's thoughts on "gooning", the number of tanks being blown up by Hamas, a possible ukranian peace deal with russia, the democrats coming together to condemn the phrase "from the river to the sea", the market for AI generated images of gaza, and mr beast drilling wells in africa (and of course, making soulless content out of it)

 

//  outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgcz_6GKX0

 

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TEASER Bonus 208 - Biden Watches Movies

John hit a deer with his car, it's totaled. Tony Blinken dressed his son up as Zelensky. Joe Biden watches movies. Shooters are sus. It's a big ep.

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